iceslushii:

iceslushii:

iceslushii:

iceslushii:

i love adding explosions mid sentence. like i could be in the middle of rambling about something or i could be attempting to be funny and then i’ll j💥

thank you. please dont do this to me

what is your problem

HELLO ????????

msaigon:

kindestofkisses:

you come to me on my scheduled hair wash day

@breuo

obiwan:

Barbie + Blonde Male Fragility Reviews (insp):

sorceress-foxgirl-lilac:

yourhometowncryptid:

this is so fucking funny. im going to say “here come the locusts” everytime something goes wrong now

gendest:

because a lot of people dont seem to get this:

• golems are from jewish folklore. dont treat them like a generic fantasy creature, thats appropriative
• kabbalah is a specifically jewish religious tradition. dont practice it if youre not jewish and dont use kabbalah symbolism as generic occult stuff, thats appropriative
• for the record if it has hebrew on it and it doesnt have anything to do with judaism its probably appropriative
• dont wear a magen david if youre not jewish, its used as a symbol for judaism so wearing it if youre a gentile is appropriative
• while im at it heres a rundown of some terms you should know
• goy: hebrew and yiddish for non-jewish person, it literally translates as “nation.” the plural form is goyim. goy is not a slur.
• gentile: english for non-jewish person
• anti-semitism: you probably know what this means but i just want to point out that the word anti-semitism was NOT coined by jews but by a german anti-semite who wanted a more scientific-sounding alternative to “judenhass,” which literally translates to “jew-hatred” so please shut up about how arabs are also semites. we know.
• if you’re not jewish you should also avoid using the word “jew” since many jewish people are uncomfortable with it (though i personally am fine with it). use “jewish person” instead if youre a gentile

please reblog this if you’re not jewish, i almost never see gentiles acknowledging cultural appropriation of judaism and anti-semitism on tumblr, even among people who otherwise pay close attention to such issues

jakeyjakeylemonshakey:

jakeyjakeylemonshakey:

id like to present to you my proposal for a Michigan-less super lake

Lake No More Michigan

Lake Michigone

puyopuyo:

puyopuyo:

1,000,000,000,000 gigaslurps 😁

and still slurping

99dentay:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

who needs reality shows when you have Ceiling Bug Drama

brushing my teeth watching a gnat bumble around on the ceiling somehow juuust barely avoiding the bathroom spider’s web each time while the spider is visibly trembling in frustration

i liked the mental image of this